Gelo

Shoot me, but I am kinda watching The Buzz while I'm working (TV is my background noise of choice), and Kris Aquino was interviewing Angel Locsin and Piolo Pascual about their new movie. And Piolo was saying, in Tagalog, "And we would like to thank our fans -- the Gelos! -- for supporting our love team..." or something like that.

Kris, oblivious as always, asked: "What's Gelo ba?"

And Angel went: "It's the name for our love team -- Angel, Gel... Piolo, Lo. Gelo."

Aba, parang Bennifer or Brangelina.

I almost vomitted.