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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

entry arrow6:00 PM | "I Have Much Gold!"

Oh, the dramas of senior high kids in coffee shops.

Girl: [Angry, has been crying] "Come on, let's go."

Boy: [Angry, demure] "No I don't want to."

Girl: "I'll pay you. I'll give you my credit card."

Boy: "I have a credit card."

Girl: "My debit card then."

Boy: "I don't want it."

Girl: "I'll give you my necklace. It's diamond."

Someone else butts in: "Oh come on. We all know you're both rich!"

Girl: "Take it! I have much gold!"

Boy: "Don't be like this."

Boy leaves.

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