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Sunday, November 24, 2019

entry arrow11:27 PM | Twelve Things About Frozen 2

Things that went through my head while watching Frozen 2, with appropriate SPOILER warnings attached:

[1] Elsa is the new Avatar, and a water bender.
[2] She's also Leeloo's cousin.
[3] Kristoff is a bisexual furry who's also into BDSM and Queen music videos.
[4] Anna is into leather.
[5] Superman's Fortress of Solitude has nothing on Ahtohallan.
[6] Thanos's snap extends as far as Arendelle.
[7] The invention of photography apparently dates further back.
[8] Carrots in Arendelle have long shelf-lives.
[9] Charmander is a Disney character.
[10] You cannot deny the sexual tension between Elsa and Honeymaren, and Kristoff and Ryder.
[11] Turtles can breathe through their butts.
[12] Robert Lopez is obviously Pinoy the way Frozen songs are all about the birit.

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