Thursday, February 08, 2007
1:04 AM |
10 Men That Go Owww...
[inspired by bulletproof vest
This is the gayest thing I've ever done in this blog. But who cares. I'm also doing this on a dare. And like what BV
said, it's fun.
10. Patrick Wilsonactor
The first time he enters the frame in Mike Nichols' adaptation of Tony Kushner's Angels in America
, you will want to convert to Mormonism forever. If
a missionary like him does appear in your doorstep.
9. Ian Lawlessmodel
Most of us only got the PG version of his Lacoste commercial, and so there were only hints of what he had to, umm
, offer. (Find the uncensored version here
.) But he made nudity look like a wholesome thing, you just want to hug the man. (Yes, it's that
smile in the end that does you in. Bastard
8. Sacha Baron Cohenactor/comedian
He is odious as Borat, or Ali G. But when he does appear as himself, he is strangely composed, and gentlemanly. And his villainous French race car driver in Talladega Nights
was inexplicably sexy. Must have been the accent.
7. Barack ObamaU.S. senator
He's the black JFK, embodying a fine balance of charisma, intellect, and a wise handle of issues. So he's not that
experienced in politics. I'd still vote for him any day of the week.
6. Tom Fordfashion designer
The eyes! The eyes!
And the fabulous cut on those clothes! Even with all that fashionista air, he exudes a musky machismo that overwhelms.
5. Reynaldo Gianecchinimodel
This guy is said to be the most beautiful man in the face of the earth. I wholeheartedly agree. I mean, wouldn't you?
4. Joseph Cooper RamoTime Magazine senior editorThat
intense look. Those
intelligent articles. It's impossible not to like the man. He makes brainy sound pervertedly sexual.
3. Jonathan Bennettactor
Lindsay Lohan. But I completely empathize with her character in Mean Girls
. I mean, I'd fail math, too, to get the guy.
2. Jude Lawactor
He has an odd look that is at once mesmerizing and dangerous. And he simply smolders, right from the very beginning when we first noticed him coming up from the surf in The Talented Mr. Ripley
. Venus would be jealous.
1. Joel Steincolumnist/pop culture commentator
What can I say? He's got that puppy look that blends well with his nerdy, but I'm-cooler-than-you persona. Plus, I'm always a sucker for writers.
And maybe also... Ethan Hawke
Because he was in Reality Bites
and Before Sunset
, two wise movies that mirrored my own realities and delusions. And he wrote two novels, which I liked.
Where are the Filipinos? I don't know. There sure are a lot of eye-candies around, but nobody to really go "oowww" for. Oh, wait, there's Jun Lana
. And Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala
and Raffy Ruiz
and Ronnie Salvacion
, too. And that ABS-CBN reporter from Baguio or somewhere. (UPDATE: Si Cris Zuniga
! See him do his report here
.) And that's really it. Next up: women
, just to explore my heterosexual side.
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