Thursday, February 08, 2007
1:04 AM |
10 Men That Go Owww...
[inspired by
bulletproof vest]
This is the gayest thing I've ever done in this blog. But who cares. I'm also doing this on a dare. And like what
BV said, it's fun.
10.
Patrick WilsonactorThe first time he enters the frame in Mike Nichols' adaptation of Tony Kushner's
Angels in America, you will want to convert to Mormonism forever.
If a missionary like him does appear in your doorstep.
9.
Ian LawlessmodelMost of us only got the PG version of his Lacoste commercial, and so there were only hints of what he had to,
umm, offer. (Find the uncensored version
here.) But he made nudity look like a wholesome thing, you just want to hug the man. (Yes, it's
that smile in the end that does you in.
Bastard.)
8.
Sacha Baron Cohenactor/comedianHe is odious as Borat, or Ali G. But when he does appear as himself, he is strangely composed, and gentlemanly. And his villainous French race car driver in
Talladega Nights was inexplicably sexy. Must have been the accent.
7.
Barack ObamaU.S. senatorHe's the black JFK, embodying a fine balance of charisma, intellect, and a wise handle of issues. So he's not
that experienced in politics. I'd still vote for him any day of the week.
6.
Tom Fordfashion designerThe eyes!
The eyes! And the fabulous cut on those clothes! Even with all that fashionista air, he exudes a musky machismo that overwhelms.
5.
Reynaldo GianecchinimodelThis guy is said to be the most beautiful man in the face of the earth. I wholeheartedly agree. I mean, wouldn't you?
4.
Joseph Cooper RamoTime Magazine senior editorThat intense look.
Those intelligent articles. It's impossible not to like the man. He makes brainy sound pervertedly sexual.
3.
Jonathan BennettactorI
hate Lindsay Lohan. But I completely empathize with her character in
Mean Girls. I mean, I'd fail math, too, to get the guy.
2.
Jude LawactorHe has an odd look that is at once mesmerizing and dangerous. And he simply smolders, right from the very beginning when we first noticed him coming up from the surf in
The Talented Mr. Ripley. Venus would be jealous.
1.
Joel Steincolumnist/pop culture commentatorWhat can I say? He's got that puppy look that blends well with his nerdy, but I'm-cooler-than-you persona. Plus, I'm always a sucker for writers.
And maybe also...
Ethan Hawke.
Because he was in
Reality Bites and
Before Sunset, two wise movies that mirrored my own realities and delusions. And he wrote two novels, which I liked.
Where are the Filipinos? I don't know. There sure are a lot of eye-candies around, but nobody to really go "oowww" for. Oh, wait,
there's Jun Lana. And
Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala and
Raffy Ruiz and
Ronnie Salvacion, too. And that ABS-CBN reporter from Baguio or somewhere. (UPDATE: Si
Cris Zuniga! See him do his report
here.) And that's really it.
Next up: women, just to explore my heterosexual side.
Labels: crushes, queer
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